You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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