Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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