so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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