well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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