I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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