Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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