yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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