I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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