Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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