When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
they need to just BURY HIM!
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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