2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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