If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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