is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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