Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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