She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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