yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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