its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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