oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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