Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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