Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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