Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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