last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I forget how to act sober
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