Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
