ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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