He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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