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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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