It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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