You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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