i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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