Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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