new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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