He is such a slut. More and more my type.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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