Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
two words...techno handjob
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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