So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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