Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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