I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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