$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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