HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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