Cold hands, warm shart.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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