I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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