My room smells like vodka and shame
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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