I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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