what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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