He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
