its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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