I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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