The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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