You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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