just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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