i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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