Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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